John Kerry Invents a New Country Which Needs the Support of Democracy… Kyrzakhstan!

In his first major speech as a Secretary of State John Kerry has already made one important geopolitical achievement!

He created a new country called Kyrzakhstan, in which according to him United States is “supporting the democratic institutions”.

It seems, however, that besides Global Post few noticed his little mistake.

John Kerry, by the way, can console himself by the fact that he is not the only American politician who has difficulties spelling the names of all the insignificant “Uzbeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stans”

Kerry’s geographical knowledge was duly appreciated by Russian netizens who didn’t miss the opportunity to poke fun at the new Secretary of State in online forums (find some of the comments translated below).

John Kerry:
- Where is that Kyrzakhstan? I can’t call them for three days already.

Comments of Russian netizens

Анатолий Кубышко:  The authorities of Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan will soon combine two countries together in order not to put the well-respected man in the awkward situation. Власти обеих стран теперь дружно и скоро объединят Киргизию с Казахстаном, чтобы не ставить уважаемого человека в неловкое положение.

Шарлотт Ко:  I think that we need to restore the USSR, so that the American Secretary does not confuse the names.По-моему, надо все-таки восстановить СССР, чтобы американский госсекретарь не путался в названиях.

Евстигней Казацкий:  In my opinion, he did not misspell! That’s a new project.мнение: не оговорился! новый проект.

Гунька:  Well, if the USA decided so.. let there be “Kyrzakhstan”!Ну, раз США так решили… да будет ‘Кырзахстан’!

Гость №2564:  So what?! Kyrzakhstan is a normal country. You didn’t know?! It’s to the east of Ukrarussia and south-east of Litonia. Not far from Uzkmenia. You should learn geography. А чо?!. Нормальная такая страна Кырзахстан. А вы не знали?!. Это к востоку от Украруссиии и юго-востоку от Литонии. Рядом с Узкменией. Надо учить географию.

Рус:  Besides their own beloved America they only know about the existence of Russia, China and a couple of other countries. They don’t really care about other nations. Especially from the Central Asia. Они кроме своей любимой Америки знают только, что существует Россия, Китай ну и еще парочка стран. До других народов им дела нет. Особенно среднеазиатских.

Гость №748:  Ignorance and arrogance are the characteristic features of the U.S. government.Безграмотность и высокомерие характерные черты руководство США.

Гость №8845:  Not a big deal, we also confuse them with Pindostan.

Гость №2502:  Alas, our own analogue of Kerry is not better. I suspect, that he knows the difference, but still talks bullshit. So, by the number of idiots we are equal.Увы, наш аналог Керри ничем не лучше. Подозреваю, что он знает разницу, но чушь несёт ещё ту. Тч. — паритет по идиотам

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